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yo momma

the subject of most jokes
yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!
by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010
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techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
by PDGreen March 25, 2008
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momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner
Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Momma Fro Fro

Momma Fro Fro is an ex member of one of the bands that saved so many lives, My Chemical Romance. Momma Fro Fro is our responsible mother from the band. He puts his hands in cup cakes

Rawr XD
Momma Fro Fro is my fuhking momma and don't you dare try and 'correct' me or tell me otherwise caise i know my stuff.
by Nikz XD July 6, 2018
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Momma Leen

A woman with a giant mustache who always screams like a Karen but never asks for the manager. They are often only spotted in the wild. They tend to be very lazy and let others do all the work for them.
Wow! Look at that huge mustache and listen to her scream! That's a Momma Leen for sure!
by GiantHambone May 6, 2021
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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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momma

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jared: Momma! What are we gonna eat?
Momma: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Jared: Momma, what the frik?
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