Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

by Bigtoez July 26, 2019

tear jugs

Breasts so perfect they make you cry.

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!

by Seabiscuit December 05, 2015

Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

Hungover tears

When hungover and you feel so terrible that you feel like you are dying, then you feel worse when you realise that you will survive.

I had a huge night last night, now I have an extreme case of hungover tears

by Wurdsmyth von Cokesucker October 22, 2017

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 06, 2008

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

tear for the road

One last drink

take one tear for the road before you go

by NNati November 30, 2015