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sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.
The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.
by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010
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segue off a cliff

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"
Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.
by CannonOwner September 29, 2010
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sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun
Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!
by robelliott September 9, 2011
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Jack Off Class

Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.
I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class
by trenchcoatjoe May 16, 2015
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skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."
"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug
by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016
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fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'
Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!
by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017
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off a bar

when high your off xanax
Yea he’s off a bar
by niggasaintshit102 August 15, 2019
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