Get Horsed

Getting wrecked so hard by someone you feel like you got dropped kicked by a horse Cock.

Friend#1 dude you okay? I keep hearing you yell from the other room.

Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.

Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.

by SOLACE_CAT March 13, 2021

Wablamy Horse

Wablamy Man's horse.

Wablamy Man's sidekick is Wablamy Horse, who is an autistic donkey.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 February 18, 2011

Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019