Onesif

shortened version of, What would happen if

Onesif aliens were real?

by adrockian June 25, 2019

OneShotLeo

OneShotLeo is a Human that lives in his house, and a renouned twitch streamer
Minecrom´s PC is well better so he is jelous and says he has high ping when he dies. He is not a bad person but he needs more training in Fortnite. No obstant he is very stong and mastodonte because he want to impress his girlfriend camararea.

OneShotleo no hack this game please if not is no fair
Don´t rush on ur own u will die
He is like an owl, OneShotLeo never sleeps

by Minekrom March 11, 2021

Creeper Onesie

A demonic object only worn by the most retarded

"Take off the Creeper Onesie?? I don't think thats an option mother"

by Goosturbate July 5, 2021

throwing one's lunch

Getting so angry you throw your lunch at someone. Occurs when flipping the fuck out or flip shit for no reason at all.

What happen Chris was throwing one's lunch after i asked where his folder was.

by J&JJJJ October 30, 2008

Be one's ATM

Be available for someone to give money

My dad is my ATM. One wants another to be one's ATM.

by birbaljha August 18, 2021

Clip one's rod

To clip someone's rod means to subject someone to something incredibly painful or strenuous, akin to the experience of circumcision. Often used ironically to express a teasing tone in prior statements, á la "getting one's goat" or "yanking one's chain".

To clip one's rod is to make them suffer, jokingly or not.

by ForeskinGaming April 18, 2023

chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012