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floor hopper

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.
Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.
by fro12 April 23, 2006
mugGet the floor hoppermug.

Floor Sub

A sub sandwich that was dropped on the floor while the customer wasn't lookin and still given to him to eat.
Dude, Scott's eating that nasty ass floor sub, should we tell him.... NO!
by Matthew March 26, 2005
mugGet the Floor Submug.

second floor

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.
That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.
by ctown February 2, 2003
mugGet the second floormug.

Mop the Floor

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.
My girl loves it when I mop the floor!
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
mugGet the Mop the Floormug.

Killing floor

A coop game for 6 players to kill every zombie in plain sight of your gun
Friend:what are you playing
Me:killing floor
Friend:can i play
Me:sure
*Friend gets to final boss*
Friend:i just got pwned
Me:XD
mugGet the Killing floormug.

Wrong floor

a game that you are in a shit built and you are busy attempting to go downstair but you are a edgy so you take the elevator, you touch the elevator panel and you fall into a niggers bunker, the nigger survivor attemp to rape you but you are an anime lover so only scares you, you scape but you are a fat dude with only 1 friend.
by But eres edwkham July 1, 2021
mugGet the Wrong floormug.

the door in the floor

It's where you hide corpses.
"I confess, I've hidden the corpses under the door in the floor"
by viks November 21, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

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