Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.
by LOLuhm April 18, 2010
Get the Ruffle Mayomug. by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
Get the Stirring the mayomug. McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.
Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.
Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.
by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014
Get the chicky mayomug. When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. Mayo is slang for the word Mayonnaise, a.k.a. the greatest food to ever exist, if you do not eat this, you have problems
John: Holy Crap I love mayo!
Sam: How can you love mayo, it sucks.
John: WTF is wrong with you Sam, are you retarded.
Sam: How can you love mayo, it sucks.
John: WTF is wrong with you Sam, are you retarded.
by Get egged on March 13, 2020
Get the Mayomug. by Lake808 October 27, 2022
Get the Coda Mayomug. Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?
Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?
Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?
by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023
Get the mayo de nochemug.