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John

1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 7, 2020
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John

John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring
by Joselyn f November 7, 2019
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john

john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
john is good
by neilg1980 June 1, 2018
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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John

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019
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John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
“John thinks he can get with everyone
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
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John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
by Mydadleft August 17, 2019
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