Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
Get the Pre-Erin Jaredmug. Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh
Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020
Get the Jared Aka Jeronmug. Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018
Get the Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to readmug. by dreamshart March 5, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.
Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.