when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019
Get the couple goalsmug. BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
Get the roast goalsmug. by CWimby March 1, 2023
Get the SMIRT goalmug. That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off
by CcDragz December 23, 2023
Get the Spursy Goalmug. by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019
Get the Fluke Goalmug. by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021
Get the Couple Goalsmug. A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.
by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021
Get the Relationship goalsmug.