Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

Couple Goals

Mitch Rowland and Sarah Jones

Mitch and Sarah are absolute couple goals!!!!

by jesus x August 29, 2022

Goals

Freddie and allie

Omg they are such goals

by The real hitta killa May 23, 2018

Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

Relationship goals

A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.

Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals

by Thebassmasterrah August 13, 2021

couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling

random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’

by batty boy thick June 12, 2023