eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones April 23, 2018

demon nightmare

Demon grab u when u a sleep a horrible tging

I had a demon nightmare help me...

by Yt Mateo not real name January 6, 2018

PR Nightmare

Sinister Diesel

That blue turned them
Into a PR nightmare

by Cornbread0023 November 22, 2018

Nelliston Nightmare

According to legend, from a local car dealer. A nelliston nightmare is when you purchase a used or new vehicle, and someone has dropped a deuce in the center console.

" I bought a new truck, and realized when I opened the center console, someone had dropped a deuce up into her and left me a nelliston nightmare "

by Seikoaliko February 8, 2019

Millennial Nightmare

Living back at your parents house as a grown ass adult due to unfortunate circumstances!

Yoo you heard Kyle lost his job? He's back living the Millennial Nightmare!

by whosurdaddy69 January 23, 2020

kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021

pleasant nightmares

A different way of saying sweet dreams

As the customers walked out the cook always days Pleasant Nightmares

by DemonsGuardian May 23, 2021