Nolan

mad cute but also sucks ass at cooking

Nolan sucks at cooking

by TheRealFoodCritic March 28, 2024

Nolan

people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3

Person 1: “Nolan is so perfect!”
Person 2: “I know right they are an angel.”

by Nola :) August 31, 2021

Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues

A Nolan has a big dick

by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019

Nolan

Nolan, Nolan is a fucking retard

bro that boy is a nolan asf

by cheeseballsmoker420 May 24, 2021

Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.

Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better

by Bbbbot November 23, 2021

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

nolan

A half sender.

Wow, Nolan’s such a bitchass potato looking half sender

by Summer h :) May 11, 2018