Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

by suitonhim May 1, 2014

Butt thing

An endearing word used in regards to homosexual males

Mama, the butt things are here again!

by Kellychan October 7, 2004

That Finger Thing

"That Finger Thing" describes the act of massaging a women's "G" spot during oral sex.

Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!

Mark...Thanks!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Things tough

- a Bahamian term, used as a way to expresses misfortune

Pronunciation : tings tough

"Things tough for real dread. I might have to start looking for a new job."

by LamarcGasoldridge March 10, 2017

Man Things

The act of doing manly things.

Hey did you see Roach and Relo build that shed? Hell yeah, man things!

by Beaner8675 October 5, 2011

The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018

Face Thing

The act of placing one's head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. When you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an associate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. Good as a wake up in the morning... Ridiculously amazing after Love Beans.

"Shall we go do the face thing?"

"What is it?"

"You'll love it, trust me..."

(They always love it)

by Double Dickhead! June 9, 2007