The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
Get the Post Mustache Depressionmug. The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
by Thereis1 September 15, 2017
Get the Red Man Mustachemug. by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006
Get the standard issue mustachemug. The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.
Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009
Get the Penn Hills Mustachemug. Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!
by El Peligroso June 14, 2008
Get the The Original Mustache Mafiamug. noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
by Peet March 22, 2004
Get the Fur Nut Mustachemug. Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.
Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.
by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009
Get the Irish Mustachemug.