Cave dwellers mustache

This is a sex position in which the woman sticks a butt plug in her Anus for a month and then removes and shits on the upper lip of the recipient.
My girl said when i get home she will give me a cave dwellers mustache!
by Bignlackballs January 14, 2022
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.
by PeaTearGriffin February 05, 2006
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Penn Hills Mustache

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.
Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.
by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009
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The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.
Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!
by El Peligroso June 14, 2008
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Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.
Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.
by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009
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Fur Nut Mustache

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.
by Peet March 23, 2004
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