nigga mullet

a nigga wit a mullet

"yo nigga that nigga got a nigga mullet"

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023

Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.

That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.

by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020

Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 9, 2021

Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.

Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."

by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009

mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016

mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012