Muntart

someone who is both a munter and a tart!!

look at that ugly over there with her baps out!! what a muntart she is!

by anon1982 December 27, 2006

Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.

A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

Mustard

A slang word referencing asians with a slight tint of color on them

Hey chad how about that booty on that mustard .

by Cecilbricklayer2 April 18, 2018

Muhtada

The ultimate big black man with a monster 18 inch cock he is a famous jojo character with his popular stand called ZA TEZO it sucks every living creature in his ass and crushes them to death and gives him an orgasm at the same time that’s why he is a serial killer

Wow dad I want to be like muhtada when I grow up,

by Muhtada October 15, 2020

Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

by Guy Might January 9, 2023

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010