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Maryvale Mudslide

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)
Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.
by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.
“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020
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Molotov Mudslide

Pouring fireball in someone’s asshole, then tongue fucking their fart box until you’re drunk.
She had a cute chocolate starfish and I was wanting some booze so I gave her a Molotov mudslide.
by Irishknight69 January 7, 2021
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Canadian Mudslide

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.
I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.
by BeccaAce February 6, 2021
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Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
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