muddy bike tire

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

muddy creek

when a person has the runs and it splashes shit water into your ass crack.

"Tom I just shit on my own ass". How did you do that. I had the runs from them new valcano tacos, and it came out too fast so i got a muddy creek.

by crandall777 April 4, 2009

Muddy Piglet

the prosses of putting a dildo in your ass then squezing shit out of your ass hole.

bernie johnson at ponte vedra beach FL: dude i just had the best muddy piglet!!!!

by azar hundoo October 23, 2011

Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.

Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015

Muddy Bicycle Tire

When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.

you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!

by drewbag January 4, 2013