A pedantic, overly dramatic, and exceedingly jealous hermaphrodite who spends the majority of his time trying to earn the admiration of people in an iPhone game who he will never actually meet in real life. When he is not assuming the persona of a female, he can be found conjuring lies about the few people in aforementioned game with a scrap of moral integrity.
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2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.
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