Mustache

Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.

“Yo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustache”

by This is not ok August 31, 2020

doodoo mustache

someone who kisses ass alot, and has left over poop on their upper lip; brown noser; can also be used to call someone who gets a dirty sanchez.

Benny: I totally cant stand Daniels, he's always tryna 1 up everyone in the shop.

Lincoln: I know he's such a doodoo mustache!!!

by midnight ninja August 12, 2009

wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011

Chicken Shit Mustache

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

by OA Tits September 5, 2011

Mustache Muchacho

the most awesome people in the world. :3)
tend to have blonde or red hair.
are.amazing.

will rule the world someday, and make everything pink and banish ugly guys!
also tend to love easy bake ovens...
-applesause-
wait whatt??
hubba.hubba.
like to draw on baby oranges...
cool cats, huh?

_
l_l: Your such a Mustache Muchacho.

Mr.RiceMan!: Applesause?

Mr.RiceMan!: He's such a MustacheMuchacho

OreoGirl: he's my mexican boyfriend. back off.

by ilikericeandoreosinmysoup! February 12, 2010

OilBar Mustache

OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.

A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.

by JKJRS April 25, 2010

Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010