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california missouri

Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.
Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move

Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton

Jimmy: good point

Consuela: we need more lemon pledge

Jimmy: bitch stfu
by allanlutz-gatortamer July 6, 2014
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Aurora Missouri

65605. By far the stinkiest town in Missouri due to the mill located next to the Junior High. They are the Houn Dawgs (yes it's spelled like that) and they have football, basketball, volleyball, baseball (which have won state champs two times in a row), and soccer. The best restaurants there are Hog Tide which has a great variety of BBQ meals and Subway which we all know serves sandwiches. It has a wide variety of people, mostly fat christians. But all in all it's a great town.
Dude 1: I'm from Aurora Missouri home of the Houn Dawg
Dude 2: Isnt it spelled Hound Dog
Dude 1: Not in Aurora
by Yeeyeebrotha November 27, 2018
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Missouri mud duck

When a woman poops on a man's junk then he tittle fuck her..
I love when we go Missouri mud duckin!
by Rutabaga gardenhozer August 25, 2016
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MISSON

When a person walks out your life, and leave a trial of heartbreak and sadness. However, in time you pick yourself up and realise you don’t need them no more
You Are Misson Out”
“Misson Out On All Of This”
by Grape Gictionary May 19, 2020
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Messophestic

Beligerently obsessed with more than one thing.
Bob is completely messophestic over beer and drugs.
by Velder Booth June 17, 2003
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Midson

Someone with the ending of the name of "son" who smokes midz and gets totally zooted off of them and lays down on a rock like a pussy.
Midson is an example of a person who is a lightweight and smokes midz and gets totally zooted
by Red_Riding March 30, 2011
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branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.
i went to branson missouri last week
by kingjman73333 April 4, 2011
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