The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.
by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024

A term used to refer to a particular time in which a person says or does something perceived as unintelligent, overcomplicated, or inaccurate.
Boy 1 had a Mikey Moment when he went skydiving without a parachute. This was his final Mikey Moment.
by Drafnic July 30, 2021

Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.
by ccheney15 October 26, 2019

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
by Boogashay August 2, 2022

Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women
by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020

A meme so perverse, depraved and grotesque that recipient recoils in shock and horror in such a way they can only chuckle nervously as a result of the brain’s inability to process what they’ve seen.
“Ayo, hodup. I got a Mikey Special coming for you.”
“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”
“Heh…what the fuck is wrong with you? Now I have to go bleach my eyes.”
by DildoDistributor December 31, 2021
