Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 18, 2022

Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017

Chocolate midnight

The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned

Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.

by ScoobertMcDoobert April 22, 2015

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

midnight trigger

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

by Lesbolover April 14, 2015

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011