dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 05, 2024

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 04, 2023

Vince Mickey

Creator of
The term "Fail"
Windows Vista
The "teabag"
Conquering Potato is his adj. name

"I'm going to Vince Mickey you in the vagina."

"What...?"

by God's brother Steve April 25, 2008

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 14, 2016

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 28, 2019

Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by June 02, 2025

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 09, 2022