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Mexican Doorstep

A guy with a little dick.

Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.
Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.

Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...
by Dr Thwack March 3, 2019
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New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.
"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."
by Penny Faye October 22, 2011
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Fucking Mexicans

At least two, but theoretically unlimited numbers of Mexicans banging each other. This is statistically most likely to be a single Mexican man and a single Mexican woman just ravishing each other doggie style or in a passionate missionary. But, it might include several people who might be all women, all men, or various combinations of the two, with or without some TG/TS, in many positions, many of which seem like a bit of work, actually.. However, it's generally a happy affair that is often followed by a joint and potentially a snack. It's a stereotype to say that snack would be a taco, but if available, hell yes that would be a taco.
I'm not entirely sure how the Google search algorithm works, but there is a big difference between searching for fucking mexicans versus mexicans fucking, and I am not sure why.
by J Mango July 5, 2016
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Mexican Hayride

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.
If my wife doesn't straighten up, I'm going to give her a Mexican Hayride!
by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009
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mexican andy

An acne-filled stream sniper featured in the Ice Poseidon show on YouTube.
Mexican Andy is a pizza-faced leech.
by AntisocialWeeb August 24, 2018
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mexican dirt weed

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.
You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!
by miguel benally October 28, 2007
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Mexican Hipster

Similar to a Hipster, but even poorer. They tend to be found at the back of Music Festival stages shuffling to any type of music or sound or nothing. They wear skinny tight jeans so their balls don't jiggle when they shuffle to prevent from chaffing. A lot of them originated from Socal and primarily from Downey, California and seem to know who Nicholas Reppert is.
Mexican guy: "Hey are you from Downey?"

Latino girl : "No, But do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey"

Mexican guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"

Latino girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster.
by Erica Lamb August 6, 2012
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