Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

meeghan

chmuckass; schmuck + asshole

stop being such a meeghan you nazi

by emily bitches February 17, 2005

Penalty merchant

The definition of a penalty merchant is Manchester United

Man United are such penalty merchants

by Jack furey March 2, 2021

Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks

'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009

The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.

Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”

by QuacksO November 26, 2011