Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.

Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.

by jEmess March 1, 2010

Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.

Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005

mercedes

sexy, hoe, bitch, does whateva the fuck they want

Did you see that mercedes girl at the party?

by sdjfhsdjkghjsdkfha April 20, 2008

The Matt Mercer Effect

the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD

Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2021

mercedes-benz

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).

mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....

by Ripan February 15, 2006

Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.

I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road

by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.

The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.

by GrandDukeKestutis August 5, 2022