The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
by T-Cup May 21, 2014
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by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
Get the Mentally masturbating mug.~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"
Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."
Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."
Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011
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by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
Get the mental boner mug.Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
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