Meatball Marinara

Bloody and/or chunky jizz.

I had the nastiest meatball marinara last night.

by Asher & Zane November 1, 2014

Meatballing

When a dude pulls his sack over his wang to make a lump that looks like a meatball

Paulena: My boyfriend just pulled his sack over his wang. Can other guys do that?
Connor: Yes, we all can. It's called "Meatballing."

by Chef boyardee March 28, 2015

Meatball Party

When three or more people perform fellatio on a man's testicles at the same time.

"Man, last night I had three different chicks all up on my nutsack at the same damn time!"
"Sounds like quite the meatball party!"

by raoi February 7, 2018

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

meatball man

one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

by johnny mac October 29, 2007

meatbaby

Similar to the Nostradamus or the Magic 8 Ball, Meatbaby sees beyond our temporal reality and communes with a deeper consciousness.... capable of answering the dark riddles of your life, meatbaby knows all.

Are you a school principal incapable of addressing the difficult problems your adolescent wards face?

Want to know how to save a failing restaurant like Taco Town?"
Want to know if you are cool or a complete douche canoe?

Go to themeatbaby.com and find out the answer

"I always wondered who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Ninja"
"You should meatbaby it!"
"Does that hurt?"
"Sometimes, but you'll come back for more."
"Does that make me a douche canoe."
"ASK meatbaby... but yes, you are."

by Ass Jacket January 11, 2010

meataphylactic shock

is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...

none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock

someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock

by murphmellow August 1, 2011