Manterpret

A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.

The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."

by Baileywick November 17, 2016

Maarten

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart

So my friend is a real Maarten

by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017

Manterruption

The phenomenon where men interrupt women who are speaking much more commonly then they would interrupt other men, and much, much more commonly than women would interrupt man. The phenomenon was verified experimentally both in public speaking and in private one-on-one conversations.

Woman: the wage gap is real becau--
Man: Actually women have been paid equal since 1963
Woman: I was justgoint to say--
Man: Radical femists are ruining everything. Everybody was much happier in the 50's when women knew their place.
Woman: If I could just finish my--
Man: I bet you are going to call me a sex offender next.
Woman: COULD YOU STOP THE MANTERRUPTION AND LET ME FINNISH A SENTENCE?!!

by MeitarNadir December 21, 2019

maaterbate

Where you look at tow mater pics

I just maaterbateed today

by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022

eryn maltesers

hottest tik tok star to exist , she is scary and big and chunky 😏🥵, she always munches on maltesers(YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT) she is very spicy

jemima: OMg is that eryn maltesers the hottest and coolest tik toker?
eryn: yes bitch 😎

by chicken feet sucker April 26, 2019

manternach

when a male pisses sitting down

He had to leave the table in order to manternach

by captain catheter September 25, 2003

Manterpreting

The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.

Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!

by NoenPfhurnix September 30, 2016