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Mario

1. A Freewill thinker who is capable of many accomplishments
2. A Recording Artist in the SouthWest Arizona Territory
3. A Sexual genius with the swagger of Austin Powers
4. Has awesomeness oozing out his very being!
Dumb Slut 1: That guy totally just walked up to me and talked me out of my number.... I don't even know why I gave it to him...
Dumb Slut 2: Well he looked cute what's the problem?? Besides... he reminds me of a Mario!
by 2 Smooth February 5, 2010
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The Mario Party 8 Drinking Game

a very simple drinking game.
you will need:
A Large Create of Beer (the more the better)

A Nintendo Wii (with 4 remotes and nun-chucks)

A copy of Mario Party 8 (DUH!)

and 3 friends to play it with (if you dont have that many friends dont worry.... just work with what you have)

then the easy bit..... play the game
the fun bit.... if you lose at a mini game......
you drink an entire bottle/can of beer
so obviously 1 person wins and 3 people drink
and whoever wins overall or is still conscious is the best player

enjoy
After failing to steer there leafs down the river on mario party 8 Jim and Josh had to dink there 4th consecutive bottle of beer

Me, Josh and Jim celebrated new years by playing the mario party 8 drinking game
Josh passed out in my bathroom YAAAAAY!!!!!!
by Yaycoby D April 26, 2008
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Shawn Marion

a mad gangster nigger who plays on the Phoenix Suns.
Shawn Marion beat his hos into submission
by Jamaal Tinsley November 9, 2004
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mario day

a gamer holiday that is celebrated on march 10th because of the way it appears when it is written as MAR.10, MAR,10 MAR/10... etc.
I beat every mario game I own in celebration of mario day!
by francis suarez December 15, 2008
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Mario

A "Mario" is a man falsely accused of sexual misconduct, named after DeMario Jackson, who was falsely accused by drunken Bachelor in Paradise contestant Corinne Olympios but cleared because video tape evidence showed she consented.
Princess Corinne from Paradise will choose to get drunk
And falsely accuse a Mario she used for sexual gratification.
by Stargnoc June 25, 2017
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Mario

A Gaming icon all over the world

Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.

After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.

Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.

He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.

After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again
Toadstool: "Thank You Mario! But or princess is in another castle!"

Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT!"
by Example555 January 31, 2009
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mario

An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...
1) mario -- "There's probably not a single person who doesn't know him. He's that famous." -- Solid Snake's friend guy in a video clip from SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
by Leiei January 8, 2009
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