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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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MAP

Unopinionated (NPOV):
MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, which is a term coined by Pedophiles, in order to get acceptance and respect from the LGBTQ+ Community. However, attempts of associating Pedophiles or MAPs in the LGBT+ Community has been rejected due to moral concerns.

Opinionated (For Comedic Value, if you are easily offended, go to Wikipedia):
MAP stands for Monster Asshole Pedophiles, which is used to describe Matt Walsh, EDP445, Hatsumi Rou, Theodore Kaczynski, Peter Scully and Apollo Quiboloy. They are Untermensch (Not Jews) lowlife subhumans that are Class Omega Citizens, that wants acceptance from the LGBT+ Community, but it was rejected because their morals are fucked up. What they do is fancy anyone who is below the age of consent, which is weird and fucked up. Worse of all, they are responsible for child sexual abuse, and dark-web level shit that does more harm than good to the children.

Matt Walsh and the Alt-Right's perception of pedophiles is distorted and wrong, as they associate transgender peoples to pedophiles, in which are not, because correlation does not equal causation and that's the false cause fallacy. The Alt-Right Incels claim themselves to "save the children" but does more harm to them.
Person 1: Beware everyone, Apollo Quiboloy is going to use the remote to turn off the sun, repent before this happens
Person 2: Shut the fuck up I'm not going in to your stupid cult that is run by stinky-ass MAP that sexually exploits children onto sending nudes
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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Google Map’s

Google Maps is a web mapping platform and consumer application offered by Google. It offers satellite imagery, aerial photography, street maps, 360° interactive panoramic views of streets (Street View), real-time traffic conditions, and route planning for traveling by foot, car, bike, air (in beta) and public transportation. As of 2022, Google Maps was being used by over 1 billion people every month around the world. Google Maps began as a C++ desktop program developed by brothers Lars and Jens Rasmussen at Where 2 Technologies. In October 2004, the company was acquired by Google, which converted it into a web application. After additional acquisitions of a geospatial data visualization company and a real time traffic analyzer, Google Maps was launched in February 2005. The service's front end utilizes JavaScript, XML, and Ajax. Google Maps offers an API that allows maps to be embedded on third-party websites, and offers a locator for businesses and other organizations in numerous countries around the world. Google Map Maker allowed users to collaboratively expand and update the service's mapping worldwide but was discontinued from March 2017. However, crowdsourced contributions to Google Maps were not discontinued as the company announced those features would be transferred to the Google Local Guides program.
by Α March 7, 2022
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MAP

A disgusting monster who tries to convince people that pedophilia is okay. And you dislike this definition, you're a pedophile yourself.
"I dropped my friend on Twitter. They came out as a MAP."
"That's fucking gross, dude. I'm so sorry."
by DrSkittle March 31, 2023
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MAP

A pedophile who are in huge denial of being a pedophile thus they will use the LGBTQ movement as a way to excuse the fact that they are Pedophiles
Pedophile: I'm MAP not a pedophile

Cop: Doesn't matter you still looked at child porn you are under arrest!
by Yourguyfromthebsr March 21, 2022
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Funfinder maps

Funfinder Canadian Maps bring the joy of exploration to life with beautifully illustrated maps created by Artist Linda Finstad that highlight the attractions, landmarks, and wildlife of each province. Designed with a sense of adventure and a touch of whimsy, these maps are perfect for anyone who loves to explore Canada’s vast beauty, whether in person or from the comfort of home.
Each map offers a vibrant, detailed look at what makes each province unique—from natural wonders and historic sites to iconic animals and hidden gems. Whether you’re a tourist, a proud local, or an art collector, Funfinder Canadian Maps is your guide to discovering the heart and soul of Canada.
Discovering fun things to do in Canada is easy with funfinder maps.
by anonymous December 20, 2024
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MAP

map is mainly used in shooter games to indicate that a player has to do "more assists please"
Player 1 tells Player 2 "map"

Player 2 tries his best to achive more assists
by NichtEasyRider December 14, 2024
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