Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.

The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Manchester Derby

The Battle between Manchester City and Manchester United

Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby

by Droit June 12, 2023

Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no”

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

Manchester City

Soccer (football) club that has alot of money and based off of Manchester, England (or UK)

Manchester City fan: Hey I think Manchester City is better than Inter Milan
Inter Milan fan: Ok

by tahhams August 27, 2023

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.

Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?

by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023

Manifesting

When someone conjures up the narcissistic, self entitled delusion for something or someone they want without having to put in any sort of real effort or personal growth to acquire what they are professing to the world that they want.

“Im going to manifest the man of my dreams”

Men’s response to this statement; “what are you prepared to offer and bring to the table to have the man your stating you want?”

Return response from the person “manifesting”. “ oh I’m a 10, he’s gotta take me being overweight and rude and disrespectful just as I am”.

by Natti81 December 30, 2023