Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory

Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!

by Mattrick December 9, 2008

Old Maid

1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person

2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.

3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.

b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.

c) Alone.

4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.

person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"

person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.

by MADAOXSAMA September 7, 2009

manda

tall tan person. often freindly with gingers.

'One time when I saw a manda she gave me 10 seconds of uninterupted eye contact. I liked it.'

by gubbagubba123 September 21, 2009

Manda Panda

1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.

Did you see that Manda Panda over there? She's a communist, because democracy is so 1776.

by charlesalicious August 8, 2009

iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

Maiderberry

To mean anything.

1.) The maiderberry is too hot.
2.) Get in the maiderberry.
3.) Eat your maiderberry.
4.) You'er a maiderberry.
5.) Stop that maiderberry.

by Alex J. Morris October 18, 2008

maidanny

is a person who cleans house and watches children but does not live in the house, is a person who makes sure homework is done and dinner is on the table for the boss, is a person who is willing to stay away from there home a few nights a week if need be

A maidanny is a good person to hire if you have kids in school and have a hectic work schedule.

by Cherish Marie Danvers January 2, 2012