mallo

A male who likes to felch large women.

Mike was caught doing the mallo to Bernice.

by Gurn October 5, 2006

Mallory

Ugly sid the sloth lookin ass and is thicc but fatt mallory thinks she is the shit but she aint and she is a thot

Eww mallory

by Kiddfromschool22 February 20, 2019

Mallorie

A fucking piece of shit who complains about her easy ass job and can’t take care of her son, acts like her fucking life is so hard and just passes to wine and smokes weed in her garage. An awful person who steals money from others and uses it for her own benefit, calls child protective services on her sister because she is that much of a hatful cunt.

I would bash my fucking head into a wall if I was like mallorie.

by Thatfuckedcrackhead October 29, 2020

Mallory

A super ugly soccer player that can't get any guys and is super short and ugly. She is also very short and ugly. Did I mention she plays soccer?

Ew! don't make me sit with that Mallory over there!

by mickeymouseclubber October 27, 2011

Mallory

A tall, dancer with no control of her limbs (lol). She can either kick ur shins until u pay attention to her or blackmail u w photos of urself. Even tho she seems like she hates u, she don't so suck it up. Not the smartest in the world, but smart enough to get by in school (although u may have to help her through it).

Mallory hasn't done her notes yet?!

by malloryisabuttface123 May 28, 2019

Mallory

A girl around 5'5" with long dirty blonde hair likes getting really drunk at parties, often ends up peein her pants and sleeping in dog beds. Loved by Joey Zona. Has been arrested for egging houses. Quite the badass..

Bridgette: How was Chucks party last night?

Shiesty: It was good!! except for the part where i pulled a Mallory.

by Snowbunnie~ November 23, 2009

Mallory

The bitchiest, blondest, ugliest, most immature girl in the entire world. She abuses her cats and dogs by making them do things they wouldn't want to, and blames everyone else for something she herself did. She is always bitching at her parents and acting like a total asshole, getting her friends in trouble for the shitty, dumbass-y things she herself did. Don't trust her either. She's also a gigantic cry baby and throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way, such as when her FRIEND'S dad can't take her anywhere because he has to go on a date. Like, wow. Total bitch.

Holy shit! That girl's 13 yet she's throwing a tantrum over her hairbrush like a 6 year old! What a fucking Mallory!

by (;Ihatemallory December 31, 2011