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Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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Magic Angle

That very special angle that bulk chicks exploit on myspace/facebook to make their tits look bigger than they actually are, by leaning over to expose them. It has been calculated to be approximately 38 degrees elevation.
Jake: Woah man, did u see the tits on that chick? I'm gonna have to hit that up.

John: Nah man....she's just employing the magic angle, don't waste ur time....
by the_mathematician November 10, 2009
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Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.
Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.
by ladida17 June 14, 2010
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Magic: the Gathering

Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.
New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)
by EAsuccracc September 29, 2019
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Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
by Tazzle November 3, 2009
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magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
by Shitmonger November 25, 2016
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Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.
I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.
by TDG SN June 7, 2019
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