A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

by sadgre kht4q3kjmq345tlkj4ew5to February 18, 2024

Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.
by your-biggest-hater June 11, 2025

by Catherinepeterson May 19, 2019

A girl who gets her ego stroked by everyone but no one is actually telling her the truth. Also she has no ass.
by ZMAN1501 April 22, 2022

Sweetest girl I’ll ever meet sweet but if crossed deadly😬😬😬 she is an all around great friend and if u don’t have a Maggie GET ONE they are the best
by Don’t be shy add some more January 28, 2025

