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Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020
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mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet
Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”
by HapaJohn October 14, 2020
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mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.
We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.
by tmpabst January 7, 2012
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Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt
Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.
by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023
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nigga mullet

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023
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Mullet Wrapper

Spandex/yoga pants worn by a woman with a pungent vagina.
You can't hide that fish taco with a mullet wrapper..girl go wash that shit damn!!
by ItsMe78 August 2, 2023
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mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.
Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”
by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020
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