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Mesh Mullet

When the mesh on your lacrosse stick's head is unreasonably long and hangs off of the bottom of your head. You know it when you see it, and just wish you had some scissors to trim it yourself.
Jake- "Did you see that kids mesh mullet?"
Brandon- "Yeah that shit needs a trim."
by meshmullet93 April 29, 2009
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mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.
Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”
by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020
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panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.
Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha
by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016
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Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020
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Butt mullet

Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.
I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet
by Annon-I-mouse1000 March 7, 2020
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mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.
We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.
by tmpabst January 7, 2012
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mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet
Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”
by HapaJohn October 14, 2020
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