yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010

Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 4, 2009

Yo Momma

a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.

Yo! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma!

by miwizizpimp October 29, 2007

techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues

Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas

by PDGreen March 25, 2008

Momma Hsu Hsu

Chelsea's mom. She's asian and a party animal!

"Momma Hsu Hsu was drinking with my brother and his friends last night! HARDCORE!"

by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

momma g

One badass pimp that's all I can say

Momma g will pull out a glock and pop a cap in you''re ass

by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016