midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

Midnight Specter

Is a guy who animates and make models on an app called Sticknodes, he also draws stuff.

He also likes Kamen Rider and Glitch Techs and is definitely very popular in those fandoms.

Guy 1 Hey have you seen Midnight Specter's newest Tweet?

Guy 2 No.

by Midnight Specter May 2, 2020

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

midnight entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal cats and wheels off cars at night.

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to it eventually

by hueyz July 2, 2022

Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 18, 2022

Midnight gravy

Male ejaculate.

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy

by earple1 November 7, 2021