maple syrup

a hot non canadian powerhouse with a large dick opposite of gloryburner and or amborz

dude maple syrup is so hot and cool

by not maple syrup January 04, 2022

Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 01, 2018

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 12, 2011

maple rumbled

when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.

"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."

by surfskate1911 June 05, 2009

Maple Marvel

A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.

Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.

by PictouKid922 June 03, 2019

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024