Upper Management

A wife

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?

by nem- December 20, 2023

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

Campaign manager

Code for pimp. Arranger of the booty. Wingman or wing-girl.

KP: Hey girl, I’m new to town and need a campaign manager, my pussy is drying up
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight

by littlebrowngirl January 14, 2021

Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.

They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.

by mjw737 December 12, 2021

left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023

MCPrison's Management

The definition of bad management where the managers are full of simps, can't take advice, and fulfills every definition of bad management.

Player: Do you think Arkham has bad management?

Another player: Compared to MCPrison's Management, it more than fine.

by SuckItCree January 29, 2021

Manager

Something Karen's want idk why

Let me speak to your manager

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021