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Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
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Jérémy: ling maos
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
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Cardinal Maobius

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Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 25, 2021
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Plastic Maori

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A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up
aye bro stop being a plastic maori
by Coolo Jay March 25, 2022
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goade maoling

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"goade maoling to you!"
by Friez_ November 14, 2022
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Jeff da Maori

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A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.
Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!
by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019
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Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't
Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori
by Frogs fly goats sing January 21, 2024
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