A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.
Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.
Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.
A logical lozz scenario:
"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"
OR
"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"
OR
"The third car was fine until I crashed it"
"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"
OR
"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"
OR
"The third car was fine until I crashed it"
by Lozz! September 27, 2009
Get the logical lozzmug. Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
Get the Cow Logicmug. by Des184 July 4, 2015
Get the Tom Logicmug. Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012
Get the Alcoholic's Logicmug. Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.
by @LockyMcLocky July 1, 2016
Get the Sod's Logicmug. by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012
Get the Stoff Logicmug. by PapaTyler November 1, 2017
Get the Choi Logicmug.