An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.
Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.
red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"
by ohso-special May 16, 2007
she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.
by The Jello Fetus January 21, 2012
When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.
by obese4lyfe July 11, 2008
A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.
by Not James. May 03, 2009
an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.
by Captain McCallister March 05, 2005
by homosexual March 30, 2003