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Scientific Literalism

The mistaken belief that scientific models, theories, and concepts are literal descriptions of reality rather than useful approximations. The Literalist thinks an electron is "really" a particle, a gene is "really" a discrete unit, a map is "really" the territory. Scientific Literalism forgets that science builds models, not mirrors—useful fictions that help us predict and intervene, not photographs of the noumenal world. It's the error of confusing the menu for the meal, the map for the landscape, the model for reality.
"You're arguing about whether light is 'really' a particle or a wave. Scientific Literalism: it's neither—those are models we use because they work. The map is not the territory. Your literalism is preventing you from understanding what science actually does."
by Abzugal February 23, 2026
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Epistemological Literalism

The naive belief that language can directly capture reality—that words mean what they mean, that concepts correspond to things, that truth is a matter of matching statements to world. Epistemological Literalism ignores the mediated, constructed, interpretive nature of all knowing. It's the epistemology of the confident, the unreflective, the certain. It feels like common sense but is actually a sophisticated philosophical position that most of philosophy has spent centuries dismantling.
"Just tell me the truth, directly, no interpretation." Epistemological Literalism: as if truth came pre-packaged in language, as if words weren't interpretations, as if you could escape meaning-making. There is no direct—only mediated. Grow up."
by Abzugal February 23, 2026
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The Literal Olympics

Somebody bent on giving everything straight to you with fectbook and sercesand stoadies.
The lady was so bent on The Literal Olympics I just turned my brain off and nodded at her
by sinrlifemattrs March 7, 2026
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Un-boob-lievable

You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.
You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D
by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011
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OMG i literally cannot.

A strong emotion/feeling that white girls feel where they literally cannot.
girl 1: oh my god can you believe that the boy next class liked my photo??
girl2: OMG i literally cannot.
by bruh momentinum September 22, 2019
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You’re literally giving

Elian, you’re literally giving. It’s not cool brether.
by LinkVeryGeneric March 5, 2023
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i will literally fucking poop

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it
Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?
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