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It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
by Ace8904 February 4, 2008
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Abe Lincoln

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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Lingo

Otherwise known as Swian Lingo.

Lingo is a form of speech commonly used to add mild humor in ordinary speech. Lingo is most commonly seen on the internet in chat.

There are 4 basic rules to lingo:

1.Pronouns and only pronouns are placed at the end of the sentence, and the pronouns must be the topic noun of the sentence.

2.Lingo can never be properly used in a commanding sentence.

3.Unless a comma is used, there should never be two pronouns pointing at the topic noun.

4.Lingo is not “Yoda talk”.
Going for a walk me.

Smart him.

Is probably going to be a nice day this.
by Comit July 14, 2004
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Lincoln-Way West

The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.
Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.
by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010
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Dirty Cheese Lincoln

Take your penis, wrapping it in cheese and filling your "others" crack with shredded cheese and buttsexing your partner. Until so said cheese is warm and melty. Then you eat your cheesy meal.
Jenny: Devyn decided he was hungry last night, so he gave me a dirty cheese lincoln!
by Chedder Abe February 7, 2010
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abraham lincoln

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006
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the abe lincoln

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face
you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln
by Big R August 29, 2003
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