Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Lazy Masturbation

The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.

"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."

by JaxMP August 8, 2018

Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

by kid cuisine February 8, 2019

Lazy play

When you are not doing very good at a video game and not helping

Stop. Being lazy play and help

by Lewish018 September 19, 2018

Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019

Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

by DSkeet June 16, 2019

Lazy Ass

Lazy ass: Someone who’s lazy to complete daily tasks.

alondra lagunes was too lazy to complete her daily tasks that she preferred to sleep than complete her task!
I prefer to Sleep all day, Than to complete a simple task.
I have become a lazy ass & prefer to sleep than to complete my daily tasks

by alex the 2nd September 8, 2019