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Landon

Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.
“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone
by dereck123 March 18, 2019
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Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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landon james

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019
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landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.
Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!
by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019
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Landon

What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks
holy shit run Landon is coming
by big hecken February 6, 2019
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Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.
Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018
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